embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

littlehinduthings:

it’s not a true internet fight without the word “sweetie”

itsonlynoon:

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

in other news if someone slashes your tires but only slashes 3, slash the remaining tire so your insurance will pay for it instead of paying out of pocket.

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

"Build a friendship before marrying someone. Marry your best friend."

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